AISubs v3.7
YAMAMATE-SAMA! TORIZO!
HEY HEY! TORIZO HERE! SAY YAY!
What are we doing today?
Cut it out!
What is it?
No way!
No way?
No way!
Why?
You're too ugly...
Can you not show up on the screen?
What? That's not fair!
It's not fair that you took it off at the end of the year.
In your case, you don't look like that.
Sometimes you look fine, sometimes you don't.
But you took it off and...
It hurts!
You look like this.
It hurts!
You don't look like this.
What's that?
Did you buy it? I got it from a fan.
Don't say that!
You're ugly.
I got it from a fan.
You're ugly!
It hurts!
I have a favor to ask you.
I've been asking you to do this for a long time.
Let's draw a handsome man!
It's about time.
I'll stop being ugly in 2019.
I don't want anything ugly or good.
I want handsome but good.
There are many next year in Tokyo.
In those days,
don't be lazy in Tokyo.
Spend a lot of time on trying to win every handsome man you can.
Do something right.
Tell me what I'm not good at.
Tell me everything!
Because the fake internet section...
Don't you think we're fooling adults too?
You don't even think about asking for a favor, do you?
It's the face of a 10-year-old!
It's a leader!
You're too unhygienic!
You're not handsome or anything like that!
You're just trash!
You're just trash that's been thrown away.
You're just a stupid cat.
Stop it!
At least you're resisting...
Alright, I got it.
I'm going to be handsome!
Alright!
So you're going to do it in a week?
Yeah, in a week.
There's no point in wasting time.
Right?
I'm going to do it as much as I can in a week.
Alright.
Alright, then...
I'm going...
To Tokyo!
Alright!
I'm going to Tokyo!
Tetsuya "gachinko" handsome guy plan
The first one is...
When I'm talking towards the camera,
I'm worried about my teeth.
So this time,
I'm going to do whitening.
Kami-chan, what do you think of my teeth right now?
Well...
They're not completely white.
No, you said "completely white" just now.
It's fine.
Kami-chan always praises me,
but I know that my teeth will still come out completely white.
I really can't draw my teeth.
I don't know how beautiful my teeth will be
when they're not supposed to be beautiful,
but since I'm here at a whitening shop,
I'd like you to do some whitening for me!
Okay, let's get started!
Start whitening!
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
First of all,
I'd like you to brush your teeth.
Wow, it's been a while!
Like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
Middle, right, left.
Like this, all over your teeth.
Wow, what is it?
It's really white.
Like this?
That's right.
Okay, here I go.
Okay.
Like this.
It's a little warm.
Okay, I'll do the second set.
Thank you for your hard work.
Wow!
There's no dirt!
It's about this much now.
How much did I do in the beginning?
I'm a witness, but this is...
Oh, it's already from the bottom of my teeth...
For now, it's better than the middle of my teeth,
so if I have time, I'd like to go see the moon while I'm here.
Thank you.
So, my teeth are all white now,
but it doesn't look like they've changed at all.
So, I'm here at Tomorrowland.
It's a shoe store that my agency recommended to me.
As you can see, I'm wearing these Ebichu goods crocs,
and this weird bamboo thin jersey that my fans gave me,
and this parka that my fans gave me.
In reality, I've only bought Ebichu goods.
It's a super official state of affairs,
so if I don't do something about it, I won't look good.
So, I'm gonna go in there now...
and make my whole body look cool!
I don't care about the price, just make my whole body look cool and I'm gonna buy all of them and announce it on the day.
I can't do it in the store, so I'm gonna go now!
It's cute!
I tried it on and bought it!
Okay, got it!
170,000 yen!
But my hair is like this, so I don't know how it's gonna look like.
I'm gonna try it on and see how it's gonna be like.
I'm gonna use this as a weapon and do my best!
I'll do my best tomorrow, too!
Kosei Gachinko Ikemen Project!
It was Jinjim!
Bye-bye!
By the way...
Yes?
Are you handsome?
What? I don't know!
I know that!
Watch me from now on!
Damn it!
Day.2
Okay, it's Day.2!
I don't know where I am right now, but...
I'm gonna go inside and introduce this store!
Let's go!
Hello!
Oh, you're wearing glasses!
Welcome!
Hello!
Welcome to Kosei Ikemen Project!
Okay...
I'm at Kosei Ikemen Project!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm serious about this!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's easy-to-understand profile.
Welcome!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
I'm your partner, Ryuki!
Nice to meet you!
Okay...
I made this for you...
It's not fish and chips...
It's chicken and potato!
Chicken and potato?
Yes!
I've never heard of it!
It's delicious! Please try it!
Oh, thank you!
Do you always make this?
No, I make all of my meals!
Wow!
It's all in here!
I made it with butter!
Wow, it looks good!
Yes!
Please put your gloves in your mouth and eat it!
This is a three-finger glove...
Did you develop it yourself?
Yes, we did!
Wow!
People in Nagoya often eat with their hands...
Yes, yes...
Please use it for various purposes...
Even at night!
Stop it!
Wow!
Please eat it!
Wow!
Oh, it's good!
How about the chicken?
I made it myself...
Huh?
- Handmade? - Yes.
- Oh, there's a pack of McDonald's trash over there. - Oh, oh, oh!
- I'm sorry! It was McDonald's! - Ms. Jane!
- You're not two people, you're a huge mess! - I'm sorry!
- You're not two people... - It seems like you're going to raise my eyesight from now on...
- Yes! - Are you okay? Don't you smell?
- Oh, I'm fine! - Okay...
- I'm going to put gel on my rice paper. - Have you ever put gel on your rice paper?
- Cough! Cough! - It's not easy...
- I can only see it with lotion... - Cough! Cough!
- Oh, I'm scared! - I'm going to take it a little hard...
- I'm scared... - Huh? Is it okay?
- Can you eat it? - I don't know yet...
- Huh? It's kind of tangled up and broken...
- Well, let's cancel this a little...
- Hahahahaha!
- I'd like you to do it with two hands... - Yes, thank you!
- Thank you! - First of all, there is a bunch of internal organs of Asiatic rhinoceros...
- By stimulating it a little, the flow of the lymph will improve and you will want to have a face... - Yes!
- And, you know, your legs will stretch out in the outside...
- Your legs will probably be about three centimeters long...
- And your height... - Your height...
- Then I'll do it! - Please!
- Ahhhhhh!
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ow, ow, ow!
- This is a joke! Ouch! It hurts too much!
- Ahhhhhh!
- By doing this...
- A lot of waste water will flow up and... - Yes, it will.
- Later, your pee and everything will get thicker...
- That's what this Asiatic rhinoceros water is all about...
- It's going to come out as a waste...
- I see...
- I've been teasing people like this all the time...
- But I'm not going to fool around today!
- I'll do it!
- Please do it, doctor! - Yes!
- Please do it!
(clap clap clap)
It hurts a lot, but it feels really good.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
I'm going to stretch you out with my fingers.
My sweat is coming out!
Oh no!
- Can you see it? - Oh no!
(laugh)
I'm not messing around today.
Huh? Teacher?
- Huh? - Teacher?
You weren't messing around earlier.
Teacher!
I'm not messing around today.
(clap clap clap)
- Oh! - Wow!
(clap clap clap clap)
- I'm going to put on some tape. - Oh, okay.
- Can you pull it up for me? - Okay.
(clap clap clap)
I'm going to do a little head massage, but your face is going to get pretty small.
Okay, I'm going to do a little head massage, but your face is going to get pretty small.
I'm going to do a little head massage, but your face is going to get pretty small.
- Oh! - Yes!
- Of course I do it too, - Yes, yes, yes.
- but today I'm doing it for a special woman. - Oh, there's someone like that?
- Yes! - Oh, is it this person now?
- Oh, that's right! - That's right!
- Oh, that's amazing! - Hello!
- Um, with me, um... - Hello.
- I'm Yoriko Ishii, who got certified for head massage and head massage. - Oh, hello!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Before we meet again and see each other's faces, I'm going to do a face massage. - Yes.
- It's a very strange situation. - Yes, it is.
- Please excuse me for a moment. - Yes, yes.
- Ah! - Ah!
- Oh no! - Ah!
- I did something I shouldn't have done! - Ah!
- Oh no! Not even three seconds! - Ah!
- Ah!
- I'm not going to mess around today! - Yes!
- Um, it's been quite a while now, - Yes!
- so I'm going to do a one-one pose - Yes!
- and, um, goodbye! - Yes!
- You said it, didn't you? - Yes.
- Um, I'm going to share - Oh!
- the energy of your chakra - Oh!
- with mine, - Yes.
- so I'm going to give you a little hug. - Yes!
- Ah! Your chakra is amazing! - Yes.
- Is that your chakra?! Is this feeling your chakra? - Yes, it is.
- Um, it's the chakra in my mouth. - Wow!
- It's like you really have a shape now. - Ah!
- Wait a minute. - Ah!
- Lastly, please hug me as much as you want. - Huh?
- Is this... is this a treatment?
- Um, this is also my chakra. - Ah, really?
- Yes, um, it's 97 now. - Um, it's 97 now.
- Um, I'm probably eating it now, aren't I? - Ah!
- Hahahahaha! - Hahahahaha!
- I won't mess with you today. - Oh!
- Wow, wow, wow! - Did you see it? - I saw it, I saw it.
- This, um, takes away the fatigue of eye fatigue. - Yes.
- It also takes away the fatigue of the eyes, - Yes.
- and it also takes away the swelling of the face. - Yes.
- It also has a face-to-face effect. - Oh!
- So, um... - Yes.
- I have one request. - Yes.
- Could you do "dodosuto" with me later? - Hahahahaha!
- Ah, this is bad, this is bad! - You're sick!
- You're sick, you're sick! - You're sick!
- You're sick, you're sick! - You're sick, you're sick!
- I won't mess with you today. - It really does change.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It really does change. - Oh!
- Okay, 10 seconds left! - 10 seconds before "dodosuko"!
- Is "dodosuko" starting? - Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Please get used to it. - Oh!
- He's so handsome! - He's gotten so handsome!
- His eyes are wide open! - His eyes are wide open!
- So... - Yes!
- We had you do facial massage, face massage, and other things... - Yes!
- How was it? - I'm tired, but my eyes are wide open.
- I'm glad you liked it. - I'm glad you liked it.
- I want to do "dodosuko" with you, is it okay? - Yes, it's okay!
- I'll show you first. - Oh, okay!
- Aaaaaaah! Dodosuko! - Dodosuko!
- Dodosuko!
- Korazuchi! - Korazuchi!
- You're the real deal! - Bang! Bang!
- You're the real deal! - You're the real deal!
- Today, you came to see me! - Today, you came to see me!
I'm happy!
- Aaaaaah! - Aaaaaah!
- Dodosuko! - Dodosuko!
- Korazuchi! - Korazuchi!
- Bang! Bang! - Bang! Bang!
- You're the real deal! - Really?
- Thank you so much! - Thank you!
Okay, so this is the last day.
I'm in Shibuya right now.
There's a lot of people walking by and I'm filming this in secret.
But people have been asking me about my hair the most.
If I could do something about it, there's nothing I can't do about it.
A lot of people have been asking me about it in the comments, so I'd like you to cut it for me.
I'll show you where I'm going to cut it from now on.
Let's go!
The person who's going to cut it for me this time is...
- Oh, you were already on the video. - Sorry, it was too late to hide it.
- Hello! - I'm Gol-chan! - I'm Gol-chan!
- So, I've come to OCEAN! - Yes, OCEAN TOKYO.
- Will you be able to do something about it? - Well...
- I don't have enough bangs yet, so... - Oh, you're going to grow it out in the future?
Yes, I'm going to grow it out in the future.
- Well, I've heard about your image in advance. - Okay, okay.
- I've heard you say, "Please make me look cool." - Yes.
- I don't know any more than that, but I'll leave it up to you for now. - Yes, please leave it up to me.
- Well, the color is a little weird, too. - Yes.
Including the color of my hair today, I'll just make you look cool.
I'm really going to leave it up to you.
- I was very careful about the prank. - Yes, really.
When I took off my glasses, I thought my bangs were going to break.
I was really worried that you didn't bring a barricade or something like that.
- Please do. - Please do.
It's like a really fashionable place.
- It's a place where fashionable people come to look fashionable. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Is there a pattern where people who are already finished like this come? - No, well...
There is also a term called "finished person."
It's like a really fashionable person comes to a slightly tidy house.
- Oh, like an image? - Yes, yes, yes.
I'm totally fine.
- Oh! - It's really fresh.
- If you had your hair like this... - Right?
- If you had your hair like this... - It's like you're cutting a guitar.
- Don't you think it's going to be really cool from here? - Of course!
- That's amazing. - "Of course" you say.
"Of course" you say in the comments.
It's not cool yet, so I'll skip it.
- Skip it? - It's okay.
- It's not a mosaic yet? - It's okay.
Oh, is it a little weird?
- It's weird. - It's weird, isn't it?
- You can see it now, can't you? - Oh, wait.
It may be a little weird.
Should I say it now? Mosaic! Mosaic! Mosaic!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
- Okay. - If you say it like that,
- you'll edit it for me, right? - Yes, yes.
- You'll edit it for me. - Who will edit it for you?
- This? Me. - You?
Okay! With that,
we're done with the cut and the final set.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'll put your channel in the description. - Oh, thank you!
On YouTube, I also do this kind of hairstyle...
- Oh, is it a mosaic? - It's not a mosaic.
I explain how to do a hair set in my videos,
and I also do one-sided YouTube as a hairdresser,
- so if you like... - If you're confident...
- please show it to the members. - I'll go home.
- Please go home. - Thank you!
"Please go home." "Please go home."
- I'm going home! - Bye-bye!
- One week has passed! - Yes!
- I wonder how it went. - Right?!
- He's a very well-planned person. - Yeah, he is.
- He should have changed. - He seemed to be moving.
- We haven't seen Tetsuya yet. - Yes.
- Let's have him come in. - Yes.
- Tetsuya-kun, please! - Ah!
- Yes.
- When you're wrapped in this cloth... - Yes.
- Is it okay if I hide it in a bad way? - It's okay.
- Is it okay? - If you open it, you'll really look good.
- Hey! Are you serious?! - It's pretty serious.
I'm looking forward to it.
3!
2!
1!
Open your dream door!
Wow!
What?
That's how it is!
That's refreshing!
That's nostalgic!
It's been a while!
We did it!
- We did it! - We did it!
It was like a first-ever level of unconsciousness.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I realized how much consciousness can change you. - I see.
I was like, "If I go there, I'll go to Hawaii, too."
- That much?! - That much?!
So, what we learned today is...
If you work hard...
You'll become...
A handsome man!
I'm off to work now! Bye-bye!
If you work hard, you'll become a handsome man!
Let's eat.
If you work hard, you'll become a handsome man!
- Hey! Don't film me! - Hey! Stop it!
- You're filming me! - Seriously?!